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diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.
My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
mugGet the diddle the dogmug.

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.
Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.
by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020
mugGet the dog monstermug.

Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.
I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.
by Analsofty July 12, 2014
mugGet the Soft doggingmug.

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.
I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.
by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018
mugGet the dog lawmug.

Veggie Dogging

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.
by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014
mugGet the Veggie Doggingmug.

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.
“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

I know I only came for the turn dogs”
by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022
mugGet the Turn dogsmug.

Gammy dog

Peter "I shagged Bonnie last night, in the arse and then in the gob"
Brett "you gammy dog"
by Slovene machine August 21, 2016
mugGet the Gammy dogmug.

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