Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums

dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo

by brak o bick May 02, 2011

Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet

Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage

by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022