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Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022
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Canadian Style

Fucking your girlfriend doggy style in front of the TV while watching a hockey game
The Rangers were on TV last night and Helen was horny, so I did her Canadian Style
by Myles O'Toole November 12, 2020
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Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014
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canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.
Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.
by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018
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Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick
Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever
by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021
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Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.
"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman
by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019
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Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.
Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.
by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020
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