National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it

Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?

by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025

Cursed Cheese

A raging homosexual boy whos fantasises are to get fucked in the dupa by the dupa

'I need a Cursed Cheese in my life'
'Who dat?'
'a summer time lover boy who i will fuck'

by Ser Przeklęty w dziurę klnięty June 5, 2020

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.

1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

The Cama curse

The Cama curse is haveing only Fat, crazy, or ugly girls attracted to you or your friends

(Fat bitch) I think your hot can I get your snap?
Nah fam.

I fucking hate the Cama curse

by Lobster_Gameing August 22, 2023

the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.

Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"

by princesspower781 January 5, 2024

Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut

"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"

by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012