Ah, the belt.
Now, this bitch is used by your black mom. If you talk back or touch the food before dinner is ready or anything of that sort, you get the belt. Thick belt or a soft thin one. Sometimes you get lucky and she lets you choose. You better choose the rip off thin soft one. Only an idiot would choose the thick leather one. That's how you know you boutta die.
Some Hispanics or arabics or Asians get the belt to. But, Hispanics and arabics get the sandal. Asians get the wooden spoon.
Lmao
Sometimes, mama gon ask your SIBLINGS to get the belt.
Fortunately for you, if your the sibling, u get to listen to ur other siblings being beaten. It sounds painful.
Now, this bitch is used by your black mom. If you talk back or touch the food before dinner is ready or anything of that sort, you get the belt. Thick belt or a soft thin one. Sometimes you get lucky and she lets you choose. You better choose the rip off thin soft one. Only an idiot would choose the thick leather one. That's how you know you boutta die.
Some Hispanics or arabics or Asians get the belt to. But, Hispanics and arabics get the sandal. Asians get the wooden spoon.
Lmao
Sometimes, mama gon ask your SIBLINGS to get the belt.
Fortunately for you, if your the sibling, u get to listen to ur other siblings being beaten. It sounds painful.
by Never Heard Of Sleep Before March 2, 2020
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Get the Conveyor beltmug. Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-
Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*
by Saeedi December 8, 2020
Get the Beltmug. When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
by tbone427 February 23, 2023
Get the Tennessee Belt Bucklemug. Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.
by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023
Get the crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idahomug.