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by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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Get the IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!! mug.Guy 1: “Ughhhhh, I can’t stand this TV Tinnitus man! I JUST WANNA PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS 64!!!
Guy 2: “Bro just get a new tv… Chill out…”
Guy 2: “Bro just get a new tv… Chill out…”
by CRT_Gaming_2011 October 15, 2025
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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