by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
A fan who is to ashamed to be associated with the raiders. If he is found out, he will usually point to the five super bowls that they won over 50 years ago.
guy 1: dude you're a raiders fan?
guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan
guy 1: dude raiders suck
guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good
guy 1: (sigh)
guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan
guy 1: dude raiders suck
guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good
guy 1: (sigh)
by thevoiceoftruth October 04, 2013
This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out
by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019
To admit you're gay
by Mikazuki November 12, 2010
by ryanwvfan September 27, 2010
(verb) to make public one's erstwhile hidden sexual preferences, usually used in reference to admitting one's homosexuality.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003