Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.

Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!

by Hobner August 22, 2024

special sword fight

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.

Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?

by idonthaveananefoeme June 14, 2022

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Master Sword

cool light sword

master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash

by Dopl May 22, 2020

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019