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Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
by GemandI March 23, 2025
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Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold
by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024
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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
by pDawg aye July 30, 2024
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siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole
i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!
by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023
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Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.
"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"
by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 11, 2023
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