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not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.
When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
by Taichung February 14, 2025
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gas station sushi

Something you get before
1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means
FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!
by ykwtmFISH! September 18, 2025
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Pinching her sushi

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi
by Akd148 May 11, 2025
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Pinching her sushi

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi
by Akd148 May 11, 2025
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Circle K Sushi

Circle K Sushi is slang for eating shrooms on top of chicharrones.
You guys down for some circle k sushi tonight!?
by DreadedFox July 10, 2025
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Japaneese Air Sushi

When Someone Eats There Poop Burps In Someones Face And Says, You Just Died. And That Person Must Start Singing Thick Of It
My Friend Just Japaneese Air Sushi In A Cafe
by Private Wojtek November 13, 2025
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