b brown status 

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

b brown status by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008

hoe status 

a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!

dang she has hekka hoe status!!!

i cant help it if i have how status!!!

hoe status by Cori ooo February 12, 2006

Zookeeper status 

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

Zookeeper status by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

Ed Status 

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.

John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.

Ed Status by JTrain725 October 27, 2010

bro status 

One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.

Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!

bro status by L-diggity-Dog December 8, 2011

Peanut Butter Status 

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.

"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*

Peanut Butter Status by HPVsucks August 11, 2009

Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests

Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame

Inane Facebook Status Update by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010