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squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011
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pussy squirrel

A person who chases pussy!
My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!
by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019
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Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.
Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
by MorningChew June 6, 2021
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Feral Squirrel

When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.
Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!
by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022
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Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.
by Bali50 May 16, 2019
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scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
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Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.
DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!
by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018
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