squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010

squeeze play

Similar to the butt hug but this is when you know you can't score the "homerun" so settle for the squeeze. Cause everyone uses first base, second base, third base to describe how far you have gone.

I think ill settle for the squeeze play its better than nothing considering I know I won't get the homerun.

by babe483 July 22, 2012

Indian Squeeze

When 3 people sit in the front of a small 2-seater pickup truck.

"I saw Mr. Babaganoosh pull up into the drive thru with the rest of his family in an Indian Squeeze"

by Mr. Pockricket August 25, 2008

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths.

Thats the squeezer who touched me!

by bobby age 9 February 14, 2003

Squeezer

One who believes in the existence of so called, "Unlimited Bandwidth."

by Left February 13, 2003

Squeezer

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

squeer

a person that is 3 quarters homosexual and 1 quarter straight, though will only realize this once tried a sport, after apologizing for being called names rejects social activity

mr x- man your so anoiying shut up

mr s- im sorry for being anoiying but do u really think i am? :(

mr x- dude why are u being such a squeerosexual, how do expect to play sports.

mr s- hey, do you hate me?

by sqeerosexual November 26, 2009