Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013

Heather Special

To ruin some white sheets with a shit smear (after anal sex)

I went out last night and had a Heather Special. Had to get the Vanish Oxi out.

by Pqw089 November 30, 2019

special truck

A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it

I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot

by Hightower7 May 26, 2014

Chameleon Special

The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.

Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”

Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”

by leer22934 April 30, 2023

corny special

When you spat in the center of the butt hole and proceed to lick the inner side of a females or males butthole to clean all the corn out of the anus.

John just gave me the best corny special I feel so relieved.

"Would you like any sides with your corny special?"

by APCBOYZ June 27, 2017

Ernie Special

Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.

A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.

by Einre June 14, 2019

The O'Rourke Speciality

Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.

I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.

by Twataface November 6, 2019