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Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face
I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed
by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019
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papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019
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Smurf

See that fucking Smurf over there!?
by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019
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Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2
by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017
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Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
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smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years
Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!
by bambo15 April 22, 2017
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Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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