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Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
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smurf

going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.
Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.
by anonymous December 19, 2021
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011
mugGet the Smurf splashedmug.

Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
mugGet the Certified Smurf Punchermug.

Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.
I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.
by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024
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