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Small time

Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.
Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

Shaq: Nice try, small time
by 1madbr0 December 16, 2011
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small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.
That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.
by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021
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Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
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small head

if you sniff cocaine you are a small head
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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Small PP

If you have a PP that is smaller than 8 inches then you´r a loser to the society.
"How samll you´r pp?"
"It is 7 inches. Why?"
"Because then you´r a loser to the society. Because you have a Small PP"
by yodahassmallpp May 5, 2020
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