Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse

he simoned the marshmellow

by asdgfga June 22, 2021

Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!

Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt

by Popbal March 24, 2019

Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men

Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive

by Bobby ches April 11, 2019

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

Simone

Detto OG, Capo di borgo Venezia, comandante supremo della setta dei rapper di tutto il mondo
Assassino occasionale (se serve anche a Reggio Emilia)
Ghostwriter del tuo cantante preferito

Merda ma hai visto OG (SIMONE)?
Quello di urban dictionary?
Si!

by Grattakek November 22, 2021

Simone

Simone is a lovely girl she has light red hair and has lots of friends she stands up for her friends and breaks up fights.She thinks she is ugly but her friends always say shes not.She doesnt have the best life but gets through it.She is friendly with everyone.She is mainly a Scorpio or Libra.

Simone:Im ugly,Friend:No ur not ur beautiful

by DABEASTIS August 18, 2020

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022