Sand Bag

When a guy wraps sandpaper around his ballsack and then t-bags the womens anal cavity...

he gave his gf a sand bag for not sucking his cock

by cockmaster223 May 24, 2009

Sand Worm

A imaginary worm made to distract/get rid of people you dislike.

Annoying Boy: Hey girl. Want to hang out later tonight?
Girl: Only when you find a sand worm and show it to me.
Annoying Boy: YESSS! *runs to look for sand worm*
Girls friend: huh? why did you tell him that?
Girl: I guess he doesn't know that sand worms don't exist ;)

by unicorngurl August 16, 2011

Rob Sand

When you get sand in your peehole at the beach

That Rob Sand really hurt, i think it may be infected

by killacamq2345 March 31, 2008

sand monkey

A person who has become so grumpy, it is almost as if they have sand in their vagina; A really pissed of person.

Shut up you friggin sand monkey.

Your a sand monkey today

by Burnination December 28, 2005

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

sand pale

The area around the ass hole where toilet paper residue can add up.

The phrase was coined by Dawn and Drew on their podcast The Dawn and Drew Show.

Man: Hey Honey you do you need me to clean out your sand pale?

Lady: Yes Please.

by Minion 609 August 31, 2008

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015