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samantha hess

A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.
I'm going to have a cuddle session with Samantha Hess on the 26th of the month. I can't wait!
by I'm a girl 87 May 27, 2017
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Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
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Samantha

Samantha is an amazing person. They get good grades and do well in their electives, while still being one of the most easygoing, friendly, and patient people you know. They carry an immense burden, but if they even think that someone else is carrying a bit too much they will immediately help them with all of their considerable willpower. They are extremely dedicated to music, and are talented in many other things as well. If you know a Samantha, don’t worry about getting close to them. You won’t regret it, and as long as you don’t anger them (which is extremely hard to do considering their patience) you’ll have a good friend for as long as you put the time in for.
Did you hear Samantha practicing earlier?”
“Yeah, she always puts so much time into her passions.”
by MintSilverTea October 4, 2022
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samantha

when a girl gets bottom surgery and pegs a guy names preston
im bout to samantha this guy
by jayssssssssssssssssssss January 21, 2022
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Samantha

Oh look, Samantha being a cunt again.
by Savage3.0 January 11, 2024
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Samantha

A girl who does gymnastics and dance very smart funny and always thinking about others. 🤪
Samantha is very thick and has pretty eyes and hair .she usually wears cute glasses and has a good fashion sense PERIOD’T 💀‼️🤪😂and her nickname is usually sam
Look at that thick athlete she’s such a Samantha 😍
by Unforgettablesam December 8, 2018
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Samantha Kraikoom

The Bonus Queen, the Godmother of Bonuses, The Griselda Blanco of Bonuses
If you need a bonus call Samantha Kraikoom!
by ABI248 July 16, 2023
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