lap salad 

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

lap salad by Salty fish November 5, 2017

Heck Salad 

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

Heck Salad by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Sneezer Salad 

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

Sneezer Salad by Trainius M November 22, 2018

potato salad 

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

potato salad by bomberboi March 14, 2019

Respectful saesang 

A respectful saesang is like a saesang but keeps there distance and respects kpop groups/idols personal space.

Look that person is obsessed with that kpop groupbut they are keeping distance, they must be a respectful saesang

Respectful saesang by Kimnanmolla May 4, 2019

Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

Shitty Salad by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020

Squashed Fruit Salad 

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

Squashed Fruit Salad by Kibosh January 8, 2008