richard ramirez

-He's your dad
-A hot serial killer-
-My friends hate him

My friends hate Richard Ramirez

by hAiLeY_iguess December 8, 2021

Richard Sandison

richard sandison is a little pussyo who gets upset at teachers giving him in trouble the faggot he is he misses shagging his dog.

richard sandison is a pussyo

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI October 7, 2019

Richard Nixon

The back view of a mangina

Nick showed us his mangina and when he turned around I saw Richard Nixon.

by J. Meza July 23, 2015

Richard Feynman

An asshole that likes magnets

Richard Feynman is an asshole, he also enjoys magnets

by SeverelyAutisticChild September 24, 2018

Liquid Richard

Cum.

I splattered my Liquid Richard all over that guys ass.

by Horsekok July 7, 2021

Brynley Richards

Fatass, dumbass, piece of shit. All of these words could be used to describe the absolute bastard that is Brynley Richards. If you ever see a Brynley Richards in the wild then you should run as far as humanly possible, because he will eat you.

Man 1: Yo bro, did you hear that there was a Brynley Richards sighting in our local area
Man 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Brynley Hunter October 15, 2022

Richard Leakey

A brilliant scientist who also happens to be a total badass. He discovered several dozen important fossils of prehistoric humans that completely rewrote our theories of human origins and appeared on the cover of Time Magazine...all before he was thirty. But being an awesome scientist wasn't enough for Leakey. He became a conservationist, and was appointed director of Kenya's Anti-poaching agency. He ordered park rangers to shoot and kill poachers on sight, and gave them high-powered assault rifles and Apache helicopters to help them do it. In 1989, he organized a raid that confiscated three tons of poached ivory, which he publicly burned as a giant "fuck you" to poachers. But Kenya's corrupt president wouldn't let Leakey pursue corrupt officials in the Park system. So Leakey founded his own political party dedicated to fighting corruption in Kenya. Leakey soon became director of Kenya's Civil Service, giving him control of the country's government employees, the police force, and the army. Leakey tried to use his power to fight corruption, but his political opponents tried everything to stop him: they sabotaged his plane, causing a fiery crash that caused Leakey to lose both of his legs, hired gangs of thugs to beat him up, and even publicly flogged him and beat him with an iron pipe. Leakey survived, but he lost his job when his corrupt enemies forced him out of office.

Richard Leakey's a total badass that nobody's ever heard of. He is a brilliant scientist and anticorruption fighter who has survived over a dozen assassination attempts, yet he still kicks ass...despite having no legs. Even more amazingly, he never graduated high school!

by betelgeux March 9, 2013