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Purple cocaine

The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine
Man I just doing purple cocaine with the boys on Saturdays.
by Purple cocaine user June 14, 2018
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Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
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The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
by The purple master December 27, 2019
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purple edit

In competitive reality TV, when a contestant is edited to receive little-to-no screen time despite lasting relatively deep into the game.

The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.
Wait, you're telling Chelsea had only FOUR confessionals despite getting voted out in 8th place!? That's a purple edit if ever there was one.
by bbbbbbb6 January 2, 2020
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Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020
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purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.
"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"
by KKK Comander April 17, 2017
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purple rocks

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup
by Awgepoop September 7, 2017
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