pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

Trump

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!

by TheCav February 16, 2025

Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

pumpkin emoji

Get butt booty naked and start shaking some ass

Freind texts Pumpkin Emoji**

Other Friends: No dude I wanna keep my clothes on right now.

by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023

Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.

Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.

by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021