Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.

The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

poser queen

An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.

Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?

Sid: no, who’s that?

Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"

by NotJonfromGarfield January 06, 2024

Poser's poser

The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.

He/she was the poser's poser, the kind of poser who wouldn't tolerate disrespect of posers.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Poser's poser

Someone posing as a poser. A poser of all posers.

Other person- I know you're faking that realness again get up. You're a poser's poser.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

The Poser

A kid who doesnt know how to play basketball

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.

by LGStudios October 03, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020