Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Cinderella posermug. A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
Get the Pelagic Posermug. The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
Get the Poser's posermug. A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".
Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
by powertrash July 28, 2008
Get the posermug. celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023
Get the posermug. A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!
Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!
by 76Dragon September 7, 2016
Get the GT posermug. A person that usually goes by the name Angel Rodriguez and although he may seem harmless at first he later on does snakey fake things.
by Amie1234 June 14, 2018
Get the Posermug.