anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

send the pope

(1) Having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant.

(2) Someone important to you that's not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have.

(3) Someone coming to the rescue right when you need it.

(1) Hey Meg, can you send the pope?

(2) Send the pope please.

(3) I need you to send the pope cause this party blows.

by Jonelle167 June 28, 2016

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 7, 2017

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019