Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy

I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.

by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

Poon Flipping

When you do shrooms and dxm. Makes you trip like your life depends on it. You will feel the power of gods and see the temple of knowledge.

"Oh my god this mixture is amazing. What did you call it?"

"Poon Flipping"

by The Poonwizard April 28, 2021

Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011