Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Pete

Pete is a cool polish guy on the people playground server

Person 1 Hey have you met Pete?
Person 2 Yeah he's a pretty cool guy

by Simon The Snail January 30, 2021

Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

Pete Feet

When you go to Disney World and your name is Peter and your feet turn purple. Usually involves the user being stupid and tying their shoes too tight.

Guys my friend Peter went to Disney and tied his shoes too tight and now he has Pete Feet.

by anonymous February 21, 2021

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021