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The best junior high school of Grand Bahama, ranging from grade 7-9 and provides a good environment, good students and most importantly, a good education.
Mom: I wanna send you to Sister Mary Patricia Russell Junior High.

Son: Why?

Mom: It's the best junior high school.

Son: But mom, I wanna go Jacks.

Mom: YOU WILL GO TO SISTER MARY, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Son: Fine.
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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.
Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.
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Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.
Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.
by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
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Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
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Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.
by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025
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