Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.

This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.

by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023

co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.

co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Brooke Parent

Brooke Parent’s beauty and intelligence are striking, but it’s her deep care for others that truly stands out. She’s always there for her friends and family, offering support and kindness whenever it’s needed. Whether she’s lending an ear during tough times or cheering on her loved ones during their successes, her genuine concern shines through. Brooke’s acts of kindness, both big and small, show a heart full of empathy and a dedication to those she cares about. Her presence is a comforting reminder of how much she values and uplifts everyone around her.

Everybody wants to be Brooke Parent

by brookes secret admirer August 1, 2024

Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.

My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024

Rina Palenkova

Basically a girl that committed suicide after accidentally joining the blue whale game

Guy 1: Bro do you know Rina Palenkova?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard she committed suicide after putting herself on the train tracks

by Duduś January 26, 2024