Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

Parker Grav

When playing the video game "Overwatch" Parker Christman goes Zarya, uses her ultimate; gets little to no one in the Gravitation Surge.

Be sure not to get a Parker Grav.

by Parker Grav February 28, 2021

Parker

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/

girl 1 : woah parker is looking sexy today
girl 2 ; true i wish he would lay me

by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed my insides

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020

Indonesian Parker Man

Peni Suparto. The Mayor of Malang from 2003 to 2013. It is nicknamed as that because of the name similarities between this and Peni Parker.

Marc: That Indonesian Parker Man is very nice.

by hellothere356 October 23, 2023

parker sweetin

parker sweetin is a young king he will always hang around for the ones he loves but if u a hoe than he will leave u like his father

one guy: hey who is that!
other guy: that’s parker sweetin he really cool n’shit
parker sweetin: yessir this shit bussin bussin 🥱
the guys: damn he cool 😎

by psweetin3 March 19, 2021