Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!

A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.

by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017

Pageant Queen

A girl who is poised and graceful. Most think she is rude and stuck up but actually super nice. Most girls are intimidated by her beauty

Amy: Ugh i hate her so much she’s so stuck up

Taylor: Just because she’s a pageant queen doesn’t mean she’s stuck up

by besties?? July 22, 2019

Elliot Page

"How many kids did she convince to convert?" ~ Dr. Jordan Bureaucratization Peterson. That ☝️ is "mis-gendering" NOT ALLOWED!

Hym "He hasn't been an A-list actor in 13 years and anyone following him under the auspices of the lgbtq community DOESN'T NEED CONVERTING. They're already there! So ZERO fuck-face! How many kids do you REALISTICALLY think are following Elliot Page? And under the auspices of free speech he can post whatever the fuck he wants. You can suck his dick. Suck both of our dicks, actually."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

jimmy page

Jimmy Page is a damn Satanist. - OUCH!

I wouldn't want to be in his shoes on Judgement Day!

by Hell is hot....Eternity is long....and you won't be singin "aw, Hot Dog!" neither March 3, 2005

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009

PAGE RAGE

The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)

Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!

Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before

by patriotsaaron0218 January 10, 2011