punch the icebag

To masturbate.

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

by chicago jones July 11, 2011

puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.

That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.

by lifenstein January 29, 2015

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

pure nose

No additions or modifications to the nose: (Nose rings, piercings etc)

I want that pure nose on my significant other. I'm not into nose rings and shit like that.

by xyunghox November 1, 2017

Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".

¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!

by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

Kissy Pussy

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020