The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

After-film

The waxy residue on the roof of your mouth after eating Captain Crunch.

Man, that Captain Crunch was so delicious. I wish it didn't leave so much after-film.

by Cerealgirl April 6, 2017

needing to pee after orgasming

needing to pee after orgasming

i had a feeling of needing to pee after orgasming

by stbbbkvfukde February 17, 2025

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021