National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019
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Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.
Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week
by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020
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The week of Mother's Day to the week after where Running backs get rewarded for their hard work in football games
John: Hey Justin, I got you a present for Running Back Appreciation Week!
Justin: Oh thanks John!
John: No problem Justin
by XxX_God_XxX April 22, 2019
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National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!
by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022
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National free nut week

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little
by thewertyboi November 01, 2019
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2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.
Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.
furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.
by nudepenisbiganal69 November 28, 2022
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