The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off
by Presto62 December 11, 2019

A juicy and/or tender booty. Typically a significant size, but can be used to describe any size of booty.
by LordJmoney January 13, 2023

by b2kdaman December 21, 2021

by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021

Meaning that something is top notch, premium, excellent, the best, extraordinary or top of the line. A-1.
by Rumdaddy September 15, 2020

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis. A woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.
by The Anonymous Homer May 16, 2019
