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Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.
"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
by Oafhunter December 8, 2021
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Recipe flex

A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.
Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.
by Olddirtdog April 29, 2020
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Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016
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Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
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flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.
*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'
by oscar February 16, 2005
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calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
by Danceywhre February 29, 2016
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flexing ur lg

maddie are u flexing ur lg
by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019
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