When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009
Get the Proximity Tech Supportmug. by ChrisFlockaaa October 30, 2021
Get the Nike Tech Novembermug. by WindowsVienna November 18, 2020
Get the Julia's Tech Spotmug. Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.
Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.
Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...
Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...
by ET_Bill January 12, 2012
Get the high tech dumbassmug. Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018
Get the Windows Tech Supportmug. Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
by NerdBerd May 29, 2018
Get the Tech Week Widowmug. A group of losers incapable of manipulating sound and lighting equipment. Tends to imply poor social skills and below average physical prowess.
by WoodroffeTiger December 14, 2004
Get the Woodroffe Tech Crewmug.