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What do you needi know?

Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.

In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.

Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.
(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"

*referring to sexual intercourse

Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"

Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"
by Mr. Wadonkulous December 4, 2009
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Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.
Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.
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we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.
there are enough examples in this definition already.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.
Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!
by smtwtfs October 13, 2009
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We don't need it

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary
Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it
by LickinLamprey November 20, 2011
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Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017
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You Need To Stop

1) Nigga no mo...
2) You off the subject.
You keep talking bout some dumb shish* that no one wants to hear.
by Quannesha-AKA-Isce March 8, 2003
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