Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

bored

bored

bored

by boredman boredboy idk im bored January 5, 2021

Bore off

An accidentally coined ( by me in 1994) phrase telling someone who repeatedly insisted he was right to go and bore someone else.

I've heard it all before Mick , you're still wrong , go bore off.

by Betty bopper June 28, 2022

Opposite of boring

Natalie Germann

Natalie Germann is the opposite of boring

by dingus99 July 20, 2021

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers and one monkey

Bro the allen is really bored chat is so cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024