mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

Mini Cum

When you cum over something that most others would not, may consist of a song or movie scene. Usually not as large as a normal cum.

'Oh my god this song is great, I just did a mini cum.'

by FluffyZebras September 22, 2016

Mini Horse

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.

How do you say mini horse in Spanish?

by Da gurls September 2, 2016

Mini twix

A person of the African American community with a less than average penis

Did you know Javions a mini twix

by Real obese January 17, 2018

Mini Forrest

When a woman/man hasn't shaved or trimmed their pubes in a long time,which lead the pubes to grow unfortunately, very long. (Giving it a bushy Forrest effect).
Most hippies or natural people often have their own mini Forrest grown on their privates,if you don't believe me? ( Type in on Google images,Woodstock original hippie pictures).

She set aside her clothes on the floor beside the mirror, peering bleakly back at her reflection.
Inspection her body quickly,she seemed to notice a (mini Forrest) growing wildly on her virgin,this wouldn't do!
As she had a date for tonight,and she was hoping she might get lucky.

by evesWORDS January 7, 2017

Mini put put

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.

I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.

by Swipedright January 13, 2017