MILF Maiden 

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

MILF Maiden by TedEye November 11, 2017

Milf of Legends 

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

Milf of Legends by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

MILF Mustache 

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

MILF Mustache by QAnont August 24, 2020

milf (jen jen) 

james mom is a huge milf she sleeps with over 500 men a night mainly hot boy in lane 6ix. she has huge titties and fat ass. she will always give you a good time.

q dizzle :did you sleep with james mom last night.
poppedcorn:yeah but the line to get in was very long.

q dizzle: yeah that’s why i go in the morning.
slays: i made a cave in her last night.
poppedcorn: an even bigger one than mine?
slays:yeah i had to put it in deep. now i can fit evie in the whole thing.
poppedcorn: i am in love with milf (jen jen)

milf (jen jen) by Huh11 December 17, 2020

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter

guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro

milf magic by basedmp3 January 27, 2021

Milf Denny's 

Heavan of fat ass and massive badonkadonks

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt

Milf Denny's by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021

milf hunters 

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs

person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!

milf hunters by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021