Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
Get the Spit on a midget day.mug. 
(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.
by OnTheRye August 22, 2024
Get the thirst midgetmug. To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.
A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022
Get the Midgetatemug. A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
by Glydo December 22, 2023
Get the Midgetousmug. is a greasy fat lonely heroin junkie, who thinks chat is real life, his social life is chat, begging anyone to call him, he tries so hard to fit in and be liked. he thinks everyone in chat is his family.
hi..i'm midget chuck i invented the iphone... midget chuck is a chat bum heroin junkie.. hi..i'm midget chuck will you be my friend?
by JunkieChuck June 29, 2018
Get the Midget Chuckmug.