melody

melody is super pog with a 12 inch pp

yoooo nice cock, that's totally Melody's!

melody by yo mommas girlfriend October 16, 2020

melon 

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

melon by dirty rob February 23, 2003

Melon Eater 

Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one

Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle

Melon Eater by master deepeazy August 10, 2010

melon felon 

a description of a woman's bisexual/lesbian experimentation in college or other events (backpacking Europe, Burning Man, etc.)

She was a real melon felon in college; I saw her hook-up with two girls in one night!

melon felon by hellbentforpleather September 4, 2016

melonhead 

(n)someone with notoriously big testicles.
(v)to give a melonhead, take your entire man's testicles into your mouth and lick all over.

(n)"My baby's got such a nice melonhead to suck! It's so huge!"
(v) "Gonna give my man some melonhead tonite, he's gonna love it!"

melonhead by Alicia August 6, 2004

melody

A DUMMY 😎. jk a pretty legit person lmao

sksk melody

melody by dumbbitch.com September 29, 2019

Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

Melon bashing by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008