hoi mate

hoi is the short for oi and you know what mate is rignt?

hoi mate! Are you the sigma mewer I have been looking for?

by Sigggggggggggggggggggmamama March 10, 2025

Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy

She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate

by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

2k with the doh my mates

2k with the doh my mates refers to a group of youthful lads, including ET, Billy-Joe, and Seb Rossi. Seb rossi is the worst of them all.

"2k with the doh my mates" Person 1
"broooo doh my" Person 2
"ok but are u tryna hop on" Person 1
"ye alr" Person 2
"fr" Person 1
"get on then, u scared?" Person 1
"ill be on in 5" Person 2
"alr bet" Person 1
"see u soon" Person 2
"bye" Person 1

by skibidifanumtax October 29, 2024

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life

Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates

by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023