Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.

"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."

by theroachman September 4, 2020

Halal Man

Halal Man he is a good man no girls no simp. He s only with boys

U are 100% Halal man

by halal man 100 September 9, 2020

c00chie man

the man is just different

when the doctor cant save the kid c00chie man is here to save the day.

by smackdabobby September 21, 2020

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.

Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers

by stiwimpski June 18, 2017

man dam

A wall of pillows separating 2 mates sharing a double bed due to u foreseen circumstances.

"Shit Bill, they only have a double bed. Better put the man dam up."

by Ed the Shred June 7, 2016

man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

Liechtenstein-Man

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.

Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!

by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023