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Solange Knowles

Beyoncé's shadow.

A bad ass street fighter. Well known for instigating frantic death matches in elevators.

Jay Z's 100th problem.
"Is that Solange Knowles over there?"

"I don't know... is anyone bleeding?"
by cfh nb May 12, 2014
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Knocking Calf

The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.
I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend
by Renshaw March 9, 2008
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slobby knobby

giving a wet blow job, oral to a males penis, licking the lollipop
Hi Im becky, do u want me to give u a slobby nobby?

Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.

Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob
by wilmarie sena May 29, 2008
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grab a knob

A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.
"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"

"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
by Diego Milito August 12, 2016
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the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
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knocked-up

"Lucy got knocked-up by Jeff.."
by Leeeeeeena September 23, 2005
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fuck knots

A condition that causes tangling of the hair, most often by very vigorous sex.
After a three day sex and crystal meth binge, I had a bad case of fuck knots.
by nervous_farter April 20, 2003
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