grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

Orpple Juice

Orpple Juice is the mixture of Orange juice and Apple juice that is a nice tasting tropical beverage.

I was thirsty today, so I drank some Orpple juice.

by 1 World 1 Man January 16, 2008

Fuck this juice.

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.

Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.

by TheMrGrafixable. August 13, 2015

Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.

I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.

by Your3mamas November 6, 2015

Juice Bottom

When one has taken multiple loads of jizz in their anal cavity from one or more partner’s during the course of a day or evening. A connotation of being a hungry bottom and promiscuous anal sex fiend.

Frank is a juice bottom.

I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Queef Juice

Juciy pussy air.

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.

by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021