juan

a very cool dude ! the bestest friend and very good at minecraft B)
this language is urban dictionary language lol ily juan
by juan's best friend November 12, 2020
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Juan is a cutie
by Juan’s husband November 23, 2021
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the mexican beast, the mexican king od the animals
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A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.
OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!
by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019
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Short fat boy who eats a lot of tortas and is obsessed With fortnite he can never stop playing and eating,
Juan: Oof im full
Stomach:eat more
by Zbsjxbshdhsjdj May 20, 2020
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Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans
by Pop a lock December 09, 2021
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The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough
Juan is such a dumb name.
by Mutuo November 22, 2021
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